Location, location, location- what are the options?

Entertaining is one of my greatest joys, and I love playing both guest and host. I’m happy to come to your upscale hotel or offer an incall space for an additional fee.

Do you travel?

For people I really, really like 🙂 My minimum travel date is 5 hours, plus travel costs.

Cancellation policy?

Life happens- I’ll always do my best to accommodate schedule changes, especially for long-time friends. I ask for a 20% deposit when meeting new friends for the first time. If you have to cancel for any reason, the deposit is nonrefundable. On the off chance that I have to cancel our session in any location, your deposit will be refunded stat.

Earthly desires?

Gifts make for the most thoughtful opener, and always make my day. I love dark chocolate, seed corn merch, strong teas, candied ginger and fruits, arak, pastries of all kinds, and being introduced to new delights- surprise me! I’m partial to things that keep me warm and/or eager to remove my clothes. If specific recommendations are more up your alley, you can find a list here.

Do you offer references?

Gladly! Give me a heads up first so I can properly sing your praise to my wonderful colleagues.

How do I say your name?

Loudly, I hope 🙂 Rhymes with Maya, “ch” as in “challah” and “chutzpah”. If your throat doesn’t like guttural sounds, pronouncing it “Hiya” is perfectly endearing- especially if you say it with a little wave.